Pugsley, The Snoring Machine

I'm going to post this again, because it's funny.

Pugsley really likes his bunny. In fact, I spend most of my day saying, "Go get your bunny, Pugsley!" or "Where's your bunny, Pugsley!" or "I'm going to get your bunny, Pugsley!" (in a threatening tone, of course.)

THE PUG RAPPER

Pugsley is like a rapper, not a candy wrapper. He always barks this "woof woof, my name is Pug. I am the king of all pugs! I'm gonna eat Fluff Fluff's food." Then here's what he barks at the vet wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(by Mia - 8 years old)

Pugsley And The Sock

"Uh, Hi. Matthew came down here to play with me. He was wearing blue socks that I couldn't resist! I attacked as he tried pulling me off. I finally got off as Fluffy, my playmate, came into the room. I planned to take another shot at the sock. But, I got pulled off (again). After that, I sniffed Fluffy's butt. Then, she hissed back at me. But, Fluffy still likes me, and Matthew does too!" (By Matthew - 10 years old)

Cute or Not Cute by Mia

Pugsley sometimes can seem ugly. If you're always like,"he is so cute" than you don't know what he does on the rug. You don't want to know! Imagine Pugsley with a beard or a mohawk, that would be odd. Is he cute or is he ugly? To me, he is both. He can really get on my nerves. Especially when he poops on my rug. Do you think he is cute, or do you think he is ugly? "He's ugly," says my best friend's Dad, Bob. "He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute," says my best friend, Amanda. (by Mia - 8 years old)

Pugsley has a real thing about toes. He loves to pounce on them, growl at them, and attack them. This usually happens when I am going down the stairs with a huge load of laundry or when I walk back from dropping the kids off at the bus stop and he needs some entertainment. In this photo is the look on Pugsley's face when I have just told him "No toes." I put him in a Sit/Stay, so I can get myself down the stairs without falling and breaking my neck. When he gives me this look, I want to say, "Okay, Pugsley, you can attack my toes and trip me, so I go flying and have to wear a neck brace for the next three months. That would be fine. Who needs a silly old neck anyway? All it does is hold up my head."

pugsley vs fluffy

On this corner we have the enemy of all pugs, FLUFFY THE CAT. On the other side, we have the pug smasher. Who will win? OK, folks, let's get started AND GO!!!!!!!!!! OH MAN LOOK AT THAT! FLUFFY, A GIRL, IS ACTUALLY WINNING! AND SHE IS BEATING PUGSLEY, THE SMASHER, AND HE IS OUT OF HERE. FLUFFY WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UH.............OH......WAIT? WHAT? NO! THE PUG WINS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! by Mia (8 years old)